What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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