Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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