so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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