Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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