and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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