Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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