Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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