Porn is love you can see.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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