i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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