Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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