Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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