I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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