Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
...so i touched it.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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