Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
