And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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