8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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