We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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