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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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