It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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