yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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