I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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