And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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