we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
