I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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