apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
so much tequila, so little girl.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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