Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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