I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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