why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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