Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fuck appropriateness.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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