Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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