i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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