Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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