Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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