I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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