This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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