12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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