yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
