No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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