They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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