S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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