I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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