I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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