Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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