well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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