Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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