is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
3pm strippers are depressing
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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