She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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