You're so nebulous sometimes
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
