there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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