the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
That accounts for only three of the penises
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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