Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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