small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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