Christians are straight up FREAKS
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I am available for nakedness
Dick very happy bro
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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