so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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