dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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