I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
