If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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