she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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