i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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