i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
please come you make the beer taste better
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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